
Seriously. How can you resist a face like that?! I swear that Lily is getting by on looks lately, especially this morning. Last night I had to make a "quick" trip to the grocery store. When I came home she had ink up and down her arms. She had found a cow stamp and decided to tattoo herself. Guess I need to put the ink pads higher.
This morning, she noticed that the ink was still there (after several scrubbings and a shower). She heads to the bathroom to work on the ink some more. After a few minutes, I decided that I shouldn't trust her in the bathroom by herself. I catch her in the "I'm about to fill my diaper" moment. We've been making some progress in that department. If I catch her in time, she'll actually finish in the toilet. Yeah for her, yeah for me! But I digress...
She finishes her business and we have a "way to go" party. She says her bye-byes and flushes away. I pull up her pants, figuring that we'll get in the shower soon enough to not have to worry about another diaper for a while. Well, that's when Murphy's Law stepped in. When not wearing a diaper, a child will pee.
Lily was standing by the window in the office and I swear that I hear raindrops on a metal rooftop. Yup, she's standing over a vent in the floor and peeing. I swiveled around and picked her up so fast that the rain instantly stopped. She unsuccessfully tried sitting on the toilet again. I think she was too traumatized by the sprint to the bathroom.
Have I learned my lesson yet? Nope. We hop in the shower and get cleaned up. I tell Lily to go get a diaper and some clothes from her room. On the way back from her room, Lily informs me that she went pee on her carpet. Nice.
Would anyone like a two year old today? She's very cute, but will drive you crazy.