Knock knock.Who's there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
Nobody's home.
Lily told this joke to herself and it cracked me up.
Jack told me a riddle yesterday;
An astronaut went into space on Thursday and came back on Thursday. How is that possible?
(No, the astronaut did not land on the other side of the International Date line)
Highlight text below for answer.
The space ship's name is Thursday.
2 comments:
That is clever--I'm all for naming space shuttles after days of the week. I beats Challenger, Endeavor, etc.
One of Mom's favorite jokes went something like this:
Q: How are an apple and an orange alike?
A: They're both red, except the orange.
I'm not sure why she found that joke so hilarious, but I thought I would share it anyway.
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